Beautiful stars pick up line joke

purarupu:

Daichi: The stars are so beautiful

Sugawara: Yup, so beautiful

Daichi: Do you know what else is beautiful? 

Sugawara: Let me guess, current Karasuno’s volleyball team captain?

Daichi: (blush a little) Wrong guess, it’s the beautiful setter of Karasuno started with Sugawara and ended with Kous—

Sugawara: (blush) Daichi it’s embarrassing

Daichi: (blush) it is

[And then later the two of them spending the rest of their time being blushy blushy while holding hand and lots of cute kissy kissy]




Kageyama: The stars are so beautiful

Hinata: Yeah!!!

Kageyama: You know what else is beautiful?

Hinata: The moment when the ball from your toss hit my palm?

Kageyama: I was gonna say your jump but yeah that moment is beautiful too




Yamaguchi: Look, Tsukki! The stars are so beautiful!

Tsukishima: Yeah I could see them

Yamaguchi:

Tsukishima:

Yamaguchi:

Tsukishima: Do you know what else is beautiful?

Yamaguchi: Dinosaurs?

Tsukishima: It’s yo—wait what




Kuroo: Kenma I brought you here to see the stars not the psp

Kenma:

Kuroo:

Kenma: okay

Kuroo: Look, the stars are so beautiful

Kenma:

Kuroo:

Kenma: ….okay?

Kuroo: Do you know what else is beautiful?

Kenma:

Kuroo:

Kenma:

Kuroo:

Kenma:

Kuroo: Kenma answer me I sound like a fool here talking by myself I want to try the pick up line please cooperate




Lev: Senpai! The stars are soooo beautiful!!

Yaku: Hm

Lev: Do you need a lift to see them better?

Yaku: Do you need a hit so the stars appears right before your eyes




Oikawa: Iwa-chan the stars are so beautiful

Iwaizumi: Yeah i—

Oikawa: You know what else is beautiful?

Oikawa: Me

Iwaizumi:

Oikawa:

Iwaizumi:

Oikawa:

Iwaizumi:

Iwaizumi:

Oikawa:

Iwaizumi:

Oikawa: Iwa-chan say something stop looking at me like I’m the most disgusting thing in the world




Hanamaki: The stars are so beautiful

Matsukawa: You’re more beautiful than the stars

Hanamaki:

Matsukawa:

Hanamaki: Bro

Matsukawa: Bro

Hanamaki: No homo?

Matsukawa: Full homo, bro.

Hanamaki: B r o




Ushijima: The stars are so beautiful.

Shirabu: Indeed.

Ushijima: Do you know what else is beautiful?

Shirabu: Victory?

Ushijima: Victory.




Tendou: The stars are so beautiful

Semi: It is

Tendou: You know what else is beautiful?

Semi: W-what?

Tendou: (whispering) The sounds of a heart breaking and the shattering spirit

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